Christmas music is painful. It is. My favorite bad song is Percy the Puny Poinsettia by Elmo and Pasty from their classic record Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. If you haven’t heard it yet please drop all the presents you’ve got in your hands and find it. Cherish the rhymes of “redda,” “wetta” and “betta.”
Plus the old man Elmo can hardly carry a tune.